We love you unconditionally but if we look at another female we're gonna get smacked silly, SILLY. We talk to you as much as we can, but let a day or two go by without a call or text and that nigga has got to be cheating...WHY???
Ladies, why do you listen to your friends, the friends that say we're no good, we're players, and that we're just using you. Aren't these the friends that don't got NO MAN, they have no man for a reason baby.
Why ya'll got to check our phones? All up in it, ya'll wanna know the passwords like Angela from Why Did I Get Married Too? Which I thought was so crapish because of the ending, I mean, did ya'll like it? its was terrible, but anyway, trust is the most essential part of a relationship, without trust, there's nothing, TRUST US DAMN'IT!!!
And why do ya'll wanna be around us all the time, I mean all the time, we don't have to see you every second of the day to be in a relationship. My older brother recently took a homie vaca to Miami and his wife, my Sister-In Law got super pissed at him for going. He told her 2 months in advance, why she so aggie?
Why do we always have to pay? We know its suppose to be chivalry and all that jazz, I would never let a women pay for me personally, but it wouldn't kill ya'll to offer once in a while you know? Take us out to a movie, wine us dine us, trade places with us like Usher.
You wont let us play in your hair, or your weave, you don't wanna give us the buns on the day we want the buns the most, ya'll get emotional, so emotional, we don't try to hurt your feelings, and ya'll make us feel bad with all that crying, we hate it.
And despite this, we love you more than anything on God's green earth. Ya'll are our heart and soul, we couldn't survive with ya'll, and ya'll make us happier than anything else can.
We take you beautiful black women, despite all of your flaws, because ya'll take us stupid black men despite all of ours.
