YEAH, your boy is the new featured columnist for NuFaceNC magazine, look out for my future articles that you can catch there at www.nufacesnc.com and of course here on this Bourgeois site
Black women, my beautiful black women, why do you trouble us so? You ask us if your getting fat and when we say no, you call us liars. If by some incredibly idiotic reason we would say yes, we suddenly turn into the worse people in the world.
We love you unconditionally but if we look at another female we're gonna get smacked silly, SILLY. We talk to you as much as we can, but let a day or two go by without a call or text and that nigga has got to be cheating...WHY???
Its these nights that I cant remember that make life grand sometimes, look at me, so innocent, unaware of the world ills, this makes life all worth it sometimes